They have too much energy. Hector wakes me up by tickling my feet; when I'm trying to do my homework, Sean will cry if I don't give him "pretend homework" to do next to me. They both smack my butt when I'm brushing my teeth, and they follow me around until I sit down and then they jump in my lap.

I have a boyfriend, and when he rings the bell, if they get there first, they tell him I don't want to go out with him anymore (not true), and when I am talking with my boyfriend, they ask him if he makes over $100,000 a year (he's 17 and works at Starbucks). They take my cellphone and call people with their idea of a prank phone call (shouting the alphabet or saying "we want dinner!" [??]) On top of all that, they want me to, and I quote, "teach us how to swim in the bathtub".

ERGH!